OSCON quotes - day 1

I want to share quotes I overhear at OSCON 2009. Most of these are from fellow SourceForgers ...

• I'm a fan of the minimalist beauty of the electronic device.


• Your API is not a beautiful fucking snowflake.


• I am as asymptotically close to clean as possible.


• You're going to be happy about not being happy.


• I'm German, we know how to deal with crowds.


• It doesn't matter, you eat it with rice and bread.


• I fucked the grower to get this shit.


• It's amazing what you can fit up your ass with a little practice.


• I don't like my balls soaked in sugar syrup.


• People shouldn't call each other tar pit.


• There's nothing you can think of with an olive that I haven't already video'd and sold on the internet.


• Is this the placenta thing?


• All eating human flesh stories start with, "I was going to med school."