Tuesday, July 21, 2009

OSCON quotes - day 1

I want to share quotes I overhear at OSCON 2009. Most of these are from fellow SourceForgers ...


  • I'm a fan of the minimalist beauty of the electronic device.

  • Your API is not a beautiful fucking snowflake.

  • I am as asymptotically close to clean as possible.

  • You're going to be happy about not being happy.

  • I'm German, we know how to deal with crowds.

  • It doesn't matter, you eat it with rice and bread.

  • I fucked the grower to get this shit.

  • It's amazing what you can fit up your ass with a little practice.

  • I don't like my balls soaked in sugar syrup.

  • People shouldn't call each other tar pit.

  • There's nothing you can think of with an olive that I haven't already video'd and sold on the internet.

  • Is this the placenta thing?

  • All eating human flesh stories start with, "I was going to med school."

4 comments:

rozydesouza said...
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priyanka said...

That's awesome Luke. Thanks for posting these. Good times.

Lokito_112 said...

Hey dude !
You did an excellent job with ajaxMyTop, I had a big MySQL query problem that where knocking down my 3 servers and I found the error through ajaxMyTop, thanks a lot !
I was wondering I could send you an email but I didn't found your e-mail address on either Sourceforge or Olho.

luke said...

Thanks man. Glad it helped you out. :)